He's worth a staggering $130 million, so you better be careful where you put those hands my friend.

A decidedly chilled out soccer star, Cristiano Ronaldo, hit up Las Vegas at the weekend where he caught some sun and some heavy partying.

But the very next day, no doubt nursing a huge hangover, he got himself some man-hands and enjoyed a very public rub-down by his hotel pool.

Our view...get a room!!

See more pictures of oily Cristiano Ronaldo in the gallery below...

     

No wonder this dude has got a grin from ear to ear.

Manchester United soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo is soon to be a Man U player no more, and doesn't his bank manager know about it.

Manchester have just accepted a staggering world-record offer of almost $130 million for Ronaldo from Real Madrid in Spain.

Nice work if you can get it.

Maybe he'll use some of his new-found wealth to buy himself some stylish threads?

Being rich doesn't guarantee good taste, which probably explains Ronaldo's shocking red jacket he was wearing out in LA last night.

See more pictures of Ronaldo in the gallery below...

    

Looking as stylish as ever, Manchester United soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo was partying it up big time in Los Angeles last night.

But he didn't attract too many female admirers...because no-one knows who he is.

Cristiano was spotted clubbing with a few friends in Hollywood now the footie season in the UK has finished for a few months.

But he was still able to walk around town without getting mobbed.

We don't think David Beckham would be so lucky.

See more pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo in the gallery below...

      

So, Cristiano Ronaldo is straight, right? We spotted the soccer star, who is on crutches due to ankle surgery, shopping at the Ed Hardy store in WeHo this afternoon.  Cristi could possibly give Chuck Bass  (Ed Westwick) a run for his money in the girly legs competition, not to mention in the 'dressed super flamboyantly yet I'm a total womanizer' competition as well.
Ok, I get that his legs are lean and toned because his job is to run around all day HOWEVER that does not explain the lack of body hair and the presence of bronzing gel. 

    

Well hello, new David Beckham.  Normally we don't get too wound up over soccer players over here, but every once in awhile, if they're super hot, we get very excited!  Behold Portuguese football wonder Cristiano Ronaldo.  We spotted Cristiano with his girlfriend Nereida Gallardo (who ain't too shabby herself) partying down on a yacht in Sardinia, Italy yesterday.  Click through the gallery below; there's a lil sumthin' for the ladies, a lil sumthin' for the fellas!