Real Housewife Melissa Gorga got quite the treat this morning: she got to run (or waddle) around Times Square in one of the most lumpy fat suits I’ve ever seen. Why? No clue. She was filming a segment for Entertainment Tonight. My guess is that in an upcoming episode of Real Housewives Melissa possibly says something negative about fat people, and a light bulb went on at ET. “Let’s make the skinny former stripper into a 500 lb chunkster for a morning and have her learn a valuable lesson by the end!”

Just a guess. But really, this fat suit is just crazy accurate. Makes me miss the days where fat See More

There comes a point when things are so bad for a celeb, even a mean, heartless snot like myself can’t make fun of them anymore; I’m just so overcome with pity.

Luckily, Christina Aguilera is about seven days and/or 21 hearty meals (whichever comes first) away from that point.

Now, before you look through these photos and feel overwhelmed with concern for Aguilera’s thighs, let’s keep things in perspective.  See More

Britney Spears is back on tour. Huzzah! She kicked things off last night and played the Power Balance Pavilion in Sacramento, CA. She had about a million wardrobe changes, but the sparkling pink bikini and Daisy Dukes she wore for Hit Me Baby is our fave. It was definitely the most flattering – somehow in that outfit, her love handles disappeared. Magic!

Britney has put on a little bit of weight -but after singing and dancing through 33 shows – that’s probably going to go away pretty quickly. And apparently, she See More

“My name is Maximus Stomachus Distendious. And I will eat my lunch with a vengeance in this life or the next!” So says Russell Crowe. Sort of. It’s a take off from his movie Gladiator, but Russell is no where near the kind of shape he was in for that movie.

Russell is fat. There’s just no two ways about it. And he’s not like, attractive fat. Crowe is couch potato, eating pop tarts for dinner, fat. Luckily after his lunch in Beverly Hills with a friend (which probably was NOT a salad), the pair decided to go for a stroll and walk some of it off. Of course, he had See More

We caught up with Liev Screiber playing in the waterpark on the west side of NYC today with his son Samuel. We have to say, for an active kind of guy, he’s sort of let himself go a bit. Look at that stomach! There must be some serious beer guzzling going on at the Schreiber residence! Granted, he looks better than 95% of the American male population but still – we hold our actors and actresses to a higher standard!

At least we know he’s not going to stay chunky for long. Liev signed up to play a boxer in an upcoming film called The Bleeder. Scheiber will not See More

We were pleased when we ran into a makeup-free Tori Spelling in Los Angeles yesterday. Not because she was wearing a t-shirt that said “Trouble Maker,” or because she was au natural, but because Tori looks to have put on a little bit of (much needed) weight. The reality TV star had been looking scary skinny for several years, and was constantly battling rumors of an eating disorder.

Now Tori appears to be much healthier. She’s still very thin, but not frighteningly emaciated anymore. No celeb looks their best without makeup, but we’ve gotta say See More

Looking more rotund than usual, INF Daily spotted Tim Robbins walking his bicycle home after spending the day at the pub. The hoodie sweatshirt did nothing to hide his beer belly. Health is clearly not weighing on his mind – we saw him smoking too.

Robbins skipped the Golden Globes and instead went to watch the Jets vs Patriots game at a pub in Venice, CA. Tim was all smiles so perhaps we can make a few assumptions. 1. Tim is a Jets fan and was happy with the outcome. 2. The bartender was pretty liberal with the buy-back policy.

INF Daily spotted Keven Federline taking his son Sean Preston to the dentist yesterday. Obviously his stint on Celebrity Fit Club didn’t make any sort of lasting impression on K-Fed. He’s gotten quite tubby quite quickly. It hasn’t changed his relationship status though – he’s been with his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, for over 2 years now.

People are wondering when he plans to marry Ms. Prince, but the rumor is Federline’s just not ready to give up the Britney coin. K-Fed receives $20,000 in spousal support from Britney every month. Should he marry See More