Mother extraordinaire Tori Spelling gave an interview to Parenting Magazine where she complained about the stresses and guilt associated with being a working mom. To say she is working is very generous – I wouldn’t consider being on a reality show and having a store with her name on it work, per se. But, maybe that’s just me. Tori also went on to say that’s she’s worried about screwing her kids up and setting the right boundaries.

Fast forward to yesterday where our photographers spotted the oh so pregnant Spelling at a See More

About an hour ago Tori Spelling tweeted that she’d gotten in a serious car accident at her kids’ school – it was so bad that she slammed into a wall. Pregnant Tori claims a paparazzo was chasing her (with her two kids in the vehicle) when she crashed. According to her tweet, the guy then had the nerve to get out of his car and try to get some snaps. Luckily he was chased away by a bunch of moms at the school.

Presumably Tori’s okay if she’s well-enough to tweet, though she mentioned that she’s on the way to her doctor to have her baby checked out.

Ever since we starting watching Tori Spelling on 90210, we always thought she had weird cleavage. Well, after having kids, Tori’s cleavage looks even worse. Is that possible? It’s like there’s a hollowed out part of her breast bone! And Tori has another child on the way – what’s that going to do!

We also caught a glimpse of Tori’s new tattoo. She had her husband Dean’s wedding vows he made to her tattooed on. Barf. You know, when Tori and Dean break up from the strain of doing reality shows together, that thing is going to be really hard to get rid of. Just saying.

Yesterday we said a lot of nice things about Tori Spelling. We can’t really put our finger on it, but we really like her. Maybe we respect the way she’s handled her issues with momster Candy Spelling. Whatever it is, she’s on our good side… but not our blind side. We really do have a special spot in our twisted angsty hearts for you Tori – a spot that accepts you when you walk you pug in a stroller and use word play of your name in all your book titles.

But we just can’t let this go by: your implant is trying to escape your body. It’s See More

But everything ended up just fine, so you’re not evil for chuckling. Not that we chuckled. Or condone it. But Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott caught her from falling, so it all ended up okay. So it’s alright to laugh, right?

We know we’ve said this before, but we’re really stunned by how much healthier and prettier Tori is looking lately. She’s put on a little bit of much-needed weight, and looks so much prettier and feminine for it. Everyone’s wondering if Tori’s pregnant – and she has been wearing a lot of loose frocks See More

In a triple threat of publicity, Tori Spelling brought her pet goat (and the rest of her family) to her store in LA to meet up with the Beekman boys and their goats for a book signing. UGH! The PR teams involved were probably high fiving each other over all the synergy of the event. And no doubt that goat brought in a lot of people. It’s a pygmy goat. Who doesn’t love a pygmy goat?

Tori isn’t stopping with her one reality show and the store. She is empire building. Spelling, along with her husband Dean, will debut a wedding show on the Oxygen See More