According to In Touch (via Celebitchy), Suri Cruise is absolutely miserable. She leads a lonely, friendless, adult-filled life, and is plagued by desperation and heartache. Okay I added that last part, but In Touch makes the five-year-old’s situation sound nearly that dire.

When INF found Katie Holmes and Suri running to avoid the rain in Miami Beach yesterday, the kid didn’t exactly looked like she was deep in the throes of despondency. Utterly forlorn See More

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise are leaving dad Tom in Miami filming Rock of Ages, while they go home to Los Angeles. Suri doesn’t look too happy about getting on board the family plane. “But mom – I’m tired of flying in this thing. Can’t we go on a commercial jet? PLEASE!!!!” The girls had fun in the Miami sun but it’s time to get back to work. Katie probably has to approve some fabric or something for her fashion line. But Holmes also has a movie coming out this fall called Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler. And she just signed See More

For Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, this was a big weekend. Firstly, Katie took their daughter Suri to the beach where they splashed in the ocean for a while. Any rumors about Katie being pregnant again will be dashed after seeing these pics of her. She looks super thin! Katie wore a bikini but forgot to bring one for Suri – she went into the ocean in her dress. It’s a little odd but it’s not the worst wardrobe choice for the TomKat clan.

Dad Tom decided to go with cargo shorts and a fedora for Father’s Day. Ugh. There is nothing worse than a man in his See More

We’ve sorta (almost) gotta admire Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. The public goes into a major outrage-filled frenzy whenever they let little Suri wear heeled shoes, but Tom and Katie don’t let that affect the way they raise their kid. Kinda admirable in its stubbornness. Of course they also coddle the living daylights out of the kid, so we’re not actually impressed.

We spotted Suri wearing a new pair of strappy sandals with a significant heel this morning as Tom was helping the tot and Katie into their private jet in Miami. See More

INF Daily spotted Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri taking a dip in their hotel pool in Miami. Somehow Katie managed to find a bathing suit that was loose on her. We understand she likes clothes that flow but had no idea that meant bathing suits too! This time it was a fake out bikini. It looks like a one piece from the front from the back – HA! Fake out!

The mom and daughter duo are in Miami because hubby/daddy Tom Cruise is shooting Rock of Ages. That basically means that they are on permanent vacation. Katie rarely has any projects of See More

Suri Cruise has squeezed a lot into her five years on Xenu’s second favorite planet, and this last year has been no exception. There was the whole penis gummy candy debacle. She made a few real live friends on the set of The Kennedys, though something tells us the human play dates have ended. We don’t have an actual hourly counter, but Suri was carried more than the average one-year-old this past year, and bundled up more than a newborn.

To contrast that and keep everyone on their toes, Suri also donned some more See More