Hmmmm. Look closely at this mug shot of Naomi Campbell. Either she’s bloated up like a puffer fish for some reason, or she should be seeing a lawyer about suing her plastic surgeon.

Train wreck Britney Spears seems to have a fetish about public restrooms, because everywhere she goes she just has stop off for a loo break. We caught up with the Britster yesterday as she emerged from a toilet at an LA gas station. But, by the look on her face, the singer wasn’t too happy with the pong from the poop closet. Do your business at home girl! Brit also stopped for a Jamba Juice in Beverly Hills and used her hand to hide her face. Has she had some kind of surgery there, or is she just suddenly self-conscious about her conk?

We know she claims to be the world’s first supermodel and she must be knocking on a little bit, but Janice Dickinson wasn’t looking too bad for all the plastic surgery she’s had when we caught up with her in Malibu.

Oh dear, oh dear. Courtney Love was not looking so hot when we spotted her checking out of her New York hotel last night. The Hole singer – who performed a surprise gig at the Hiro Ballroom on Thursday – looked like she had enough collagen in her lips to sink a battleship. She looks like she’s aged about 20 years in the past two! Hang in there Courtney, for Frances Bean’s sake.