So Snooki’s made it super clear she’s not pregnant. Yes, you may exhale now. Interestingly, she was on Good Morning America today to promote the upcoming season of Jersey Shore and her spinoff show with J-Woww.
Amazing how that timing works out, right? Snooki has something to promote, and suddenly there’s a pregnancy rumor flying around, getting her all sorts of extra attention! You’d think it was planned or something.
Just like any good mother-to-be. You may not be aware of it, but if you turn to page 123 in the pregnancy classic “What To Expect When You’re Expecting,” you’ll find that parenting experts recommend frequent nip slips. No judgment Snooki!
Star magazine is reporting that Snooks is “secretly knocked up” by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle.
“She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family,” an insider said.
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We’ve all known it for some time, but now, there is an official poll saying that Kim Kardashian is the most annoying celebrity. Parade.com conducted a survey and Kim ranked number one, just edging Charlie Sheen out of the top spot. Who came in third? Why, Snooki of course. This summer’s media onslaught of Kim’s wedding, no doubt, pushed people to the brink.
Our photogs caught up with Kim as she headed to her boot camp class in New York City. She See More
Guess Snooki forgot about Anderson doing a hysterical “dramatic reading” of her book. Who would have thought Snooki has a short memory?
This is unbelievable. The cast of the Jersey Shore, Mike the Situation and Snooki in particular, are making gobs of money. These idiots are making over $100,000 per episode. They’re airing season 4 but they’ve completed season 5 too! It’s unreal how much they’re worth!
Now, Mike was just offered another revenue stream. Abercrombie has released a statement saying they will pay Mike NOT to wear their clothing. They said in a statement, “We See More
Snooki was spotted on the streets on NYC smooching her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. She obviously read my last post about wearing a flattering outfit and thought something had to be done. Snooks was back with a short dress that showed off her belly and boobs. But in a bad way.
And I love the staging of the kiss. There they are on the street and Snooki actually lifted her See More
Snooki showed up at GMA to talk about The Jersey Shore and I kind of did a double take. Snooki looks pretty good. Aside from that god-awful headband, obviously. That thing can go right into the trashcan as far as I’m concerned.
But Snooki is maintaining her slim (ish) figure and her dress is actually flattering. Well, for Snooki. The length is good on her and so is the color. And it’s not trashy. Again, except for See More
