INF Daily caught up with Simon Cowell as he was spending some quality time on his yacht with friends in Saint Barts yesterday. And by “friends” I mean super hot chicks in beachwear. You know, just like your friends dress in January.

It’s sort of jarring to see Simon without his ever-present white v-neck, isn’t it? It’s like a fancy Hanes Beefy-T. Luckily his flat-top hair cut was still present and accounted for, so all the other See More

Rihanna was spotted leaving an Armani photoshoot last night – she is the face of their jeans collection – just one of many brands that Rihanna is fronting these days. RiRi looked exhausted though, as she left the studio – her eyes were glassy and her face was downturned but she soon rallied when she saw some fans waiting for her. Rihanna posed for pics and signed autographs.

Next up on her schedule is doing a guest judge appearance on Simon Cowell’s X-Factor. This See More

Uber Douche Simon Cowell picked up his laundry yesterday in a white button down shirt opened to reveal his chest hair. This man’s ego is amazing. How Simon can think he looks even remotely sexy dressed like that is totally beyond us. So when he holds up his fingers to indicate size – we’re going to assume it’s the size of his penis. It must be tiny – that’s why he has such a huge personality to compensate!

Simon is down in Miami for the X-Factor auditions. Fans weren’t impressed with the show as they were made to wait outside in the 90 degree See More

Yes Simon Cowell, we know you’re on a show called The X-Factor. Do you have to signal your arrival with that stupid X made with your arms? That is the dumbest thing ever. Simon never walked an American Idol red carpet spelling an A I with his arms. It’s just dumb.

Paula Abdul on the other hand doesn’t need arm gestures to make a statement. She just went into her wardrobe with a blindfold on and pulled out the two things she grabbed first. Come on – it certainly looks that way! Paula has on a leopard skirt with a floral top. Don’t look at it too long – it’ll make you dizzy.

Paula Abdul is going to join the X-Factor. It’s hardly surprising when you think about it. She’s going to team up with her ‘nemesis’ Simon Cowell and try to retrieve some of their former ratings glory from their American Idol days. But why does Simon have to be such a total douche bag all the time? We spotted them at the Fox Upfronts and we wanted to punch him. Honestly. What’s with the nose pinching in these photos?

All we can say is that Paula must be making an s**t ton of money to put up with his wacky antics. Simon is not funny. He’s not attractive and See More

Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell just can’t get enough of each other. Paula and Simon both left American Idol – Simon went back to the UK to do the show, The X-Factor and Paula did some dancing thing that no one watched. Now, Simon is bringing the X-Factor to the US and he wants Paula by his side.

Simon and Paula were so keen to let people know how much they enjoy each others company that they staged some kisses for the media. Not a sweet little kiss on the cheek (or the European two smooch thing), this was a lip plant. It was See More

INF Daily spotted Cheryl Cole heading into the Fountain Studios in Wembley for the final X Factor rehearsals. This has been one of the feistiest years ever for the show. Cheryl is concerned about her act and hopes it will win so it has a chance to release a No. 1 Christmas single. Is she sticking out her tongue at us because she knows something we don’t?

Her act faces some tough competition this year though. There are a few campaigns in Britain against the X Factor winner having the number 1 track over See More

We caught up with Mr Nasty American Idol judge Simon Cowell with the new lady in his life today…and we couldn’t help but notice she was wearing a wedding ring!!

You’re shocked, and so were we, but there’s clearly no mistaking that band on her wedding finger.

Does this mean Simon has finally found Mrs Right in make-up artist Mezhgan Hussainy and they have gone an got married in secret?

Or is there another reason for the ring…

Well, whatever, Simon seemed pleased as punch to be strolling around today with his new girlfriend/fiancee/wife, and we’re happy he’s found true love at last.