A very sombre Paris Hilton continued her "feel sorry for me" campaign by visiting a bookstore and buying a copy of The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho yesterday. The book is about a young shepherd boy’s journey of discovery and his ambition to see the world after being inspired by good omens from God. Will reading this lead to a humble, God-fearing and contrite Paris? Or will she read the back cover and throw the book in the recycling bin? The latter, we reckon.
An innocent kitten was kidnapped from a Los Angeles pet store yesterday by a desperate convict, who police say needs urgent psychological attention. Onlookers watched in horror as the unsuspecting pet was snatched from its glass box by the blonde assailant, and driven at high speed to a house in the Hollywood Hills. One eyewitness said: "It was cruel. The poor little animal was meow-ing its head off, as if to say ‘Help, don’t let her take me. I’d rather stay in my box." LAPD said the suspect – who wore a yellow wifebeater and fingerless weight lifting gloves – had been convicted of several felonies recently, and was about to do jail time. The ASPCA could not be reached for comment.
We caught everyone’s favorite jailbird-to-be Paris Hilton doing a little light shopping at Staples and Blockbuster in LA. The airhead heiress rented some DVDs – including the animated penguin film Happy Feet – and bought an ice cream. Looks like Paris is regressing to her childhood before she faces the very adult prospect of communal showers with hardened criminals.. in only a few days.
Jail-bound party-girl Paris Hilton is celebrating today after her 45-day prison sentence was slashed in half. Apparently, she was given credit for ”good behavior” – basically for turning up to court to face the judge. Now she’ll do just 23 days in the slammer, and she’ll be kept away from killers, drug dealers and lesbians who’ve got it in for her. It sounds more like a vacation than punishment for breaking the law.
Paris Hilton‘s delicate mental state is keeping her out of the courtroom in a $10M lawsuit. A psychiatrist who examined Paris recently says that her 45 days’ jail sentence has left her "emotionally distraught and traumatized," and unable to participate in a court hearing as part of a suit filed against her by diamond heiress Zeta Graff. Graff filed the suit after, she claims, Paris had vicious lies printed about her in the New York Post. As a result, a judge postponed the trial date until August 22 – when Paris will have served her time… and will no doubt be even more loopy.
Lawbreaker Paris Hilton should make the most of the quality time she’s got with her ”babies” – her pack of yapping mutts – because pet visits aren’t allowed at the detention centre where she’ll be serving time next month. We caught Paris and her dogs leaving home in LA yesterday as she headed to the gym for a workout. Now, she’ll have plenty of time for exercise behind bars.
Jail-bound Paris Hilton has done the decent thing and finally confessed to her crime. Until now, party-girl Paris has tried everything to dodge her 45-day prison sentence in California – including a pardon plea to Governator Arnie S. Now Hilton says she’s ready to take on every lesbian imate who wants a piece of her. ”I’m ready to face the consequence,” she says. Bring it on bitches!
We followed Paris Hilton as she went shopping with her mom Kathy the day after receiving her now infamous jail verdict. Wearing virginal white, just like Britney (see post below,) she paused from her retail shenanigans only to protest the judge’s decision. She said: "I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted." Well, we reckon any other offender who had violated probation twice after a DUI would have got the same, so quit shopping and start stitching mailbags (beyach!)
