I know she’s wearing sunglasses, I know these are still photos and not video, but I swear – I am certain – Paris Hilton looks super confused walking around the drugstore. Oh wait, scratch that. Cosmetics store. Paris Hilton would never lower herself to something as base as a drugstore.

She did, however, manage to lower herself and head into a mail service store – that’s pretty See More

Who cares about the debt ceiling and the potential collapse of the global economy, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have buried the hatchet and are friends again. At least, unlike Congress, these two can let bygones be bygones, work out their differences and be friends. It’s not so hard Washington!

Lindsay hung out at a beach party in Malibu hosted by Paris over the weekend. All the guests were a little  shocked she was there but got over it quickly enough. Let’s face it – they’re both See More

Paris Hilton went to the Grove in Los Angeles to have a chat with Mario Lopez about her reality show. And to generate buzz, because that’s what Paris likes to do, she wore a fitted, hot pink dress that made her look a little pregnant. She did talk about being pregnant on her show recently, but I’m guessing this is just another stunt.

Paris always poses with her stomach way out. (I guess that’s supposed to look flattering but I See More

Picasso had his blue period. Paris Hilton is going through her hippie period. And yesterday was no exception to the rule. Hilton’s dress was basically a bikini top with a skirt attached. It might have been okay except she paired it with this ridiculous headband and black pumps. What was she thinking?

Paris has really been drinking her own Kool-Aid of late. She did a topless photo shoot for V Magazine (you know, like the mini-series V about aliens. Of course Paris is featured in that!) See More

Talk about a made for TV wedding. Which I’m sure is just a complete fluke: obviously Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting married for love, and nothing less. Ha. Ratings couldn’t possibly be a factor. It’s got to be a total coincidence that one of INF Daily’s photographers found Kardashian dropping off a bridesmaid dress to be altered earlier today. A dress that she’d just picked up from Paris Hilton’s house. Yep, sounds like Paris is going to be one of Kim’s bridesmaids. Who wrote that into the script?
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Paris Hilton is like that awkward girl you knew in high school who thought she was really popular even though she had plenty of evidence to the contrary. This weekend’s example: Paris threw a big 4th of July bash on the beach in Malibu – and only the paparazzi showed up. Okay, technically four non-celeb friends and Paris’ sister Nicky showed. So, you know, the people that were absolutely required to. But other celeb buds? Not a one. The “arrivals” photo spot looked super lonely and awkward. There’s Paris and an American flag! And no one else. See More