Luckily for Paris, she doesn’t have an ample bosom to deal with. I’d like to make a jab about how gross and inappropriate this outfit is, but Hilton actually looks pretty great – even without a bra. I shall now commence in leading the large-busted women of the world in a song of abject, bitchy moaning.

While her braless outfit isn’t gross, it is sort of inappropriate. Paris was wearing this skin-tight backless, bra-less dress along with stillettos… for a visit to her chiropractor. What kind of kinks is he working out here? See More

Yeah… this seems about right. They’re practically twinsies. I dare you to guess which one’s really Paris. Dare you. It can’t be done.

Once she was done posing with her doppelganger, Hilton gleefully paraded around the streets of Beverly Hills for the paparazzi, stopping to pose with every man, woman, child, and alligator that came her way.

Gotta love a celeb with plenty of time on her hands.

Just because she had a lavish, tacky (depending on your opinion) wedding in August doesn’t mean 22-year-old heiress Petra Ecclestone has to town it down. She can still party it up with the tackiest people in town. Naturally she picked fellow fellow heirheads Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis to spend some quality club time with in West Hollywood.

Paris actually looked sorta nice, for Paris. Ecclestone looked cheap – leather pants is all a couple hundred million can buy a girl these days. And Brandon Davis looked the same as he See More

I know she’s wearing sunglasses, I know these are still photos and not video, but I swear – I am certain – Paris Hilton looks super confused walking around the drugstore. Oh wait, scratch that. Cosmetics store. Paris Hilton would never lower herself to something as base as a drugstore.

She did, however, manage to lower herself and head into a mail service store – that’s pretty See More

Who cares about the debt ceiling and the potential collapse of the global economy, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have buried the hatchet and are friends again. At least, unlike Congress, these two can let bygones be bygones, work out their differences and be friends. It’s not so hard Washington!

Lindsay hung out at a beach party in Malibu hosted by Paris over the weekend. All the guests were a little  shocked she was there but got over it quickly enough. Let’s face it – they’re both See More

Paris Hilton went to the Grove in Los Angeles to have a chat with Mario Lopez about her reality show. And to generate buzz, because that’s what Paris likes to do, she wore a fitted, hot pink dress that made her look a little pregnant. She did talk about being pregnant on her show recently, but I’m guessing this is just another stunt.

Paris always poses with her stomach way out. (I guess that’s supposed to look flattering but I See More

Picasso had his blue period. Paris Hilton is going through her hippie period. And yesterday was no exception to the rule. Hilton’s dress was basically a bikini top with a skirt attached. It might have been okay except she paired it with this ridiculous headband and black pumps. What was she thinking?

Paris has really been drinking her own Kool-Aid of late. She did a topless photo shoot for V Magazine (you know, like the mini-series V about aliens. Of course Paris is featured in that!) See More