Who cares about the debt ceiling and the potential collapse of the global economy, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have buried the hatchet and are friends again. At least, unlike Congress, these two can let bygones be bygones, work out their differences and be friends. It’s not so hard Washington!

Lindsay hung out at a beach party in Malibu hosted by Paris over the weekend. All the guests were a little  shocked she was there but got over it quickly enough. Let’s face it – they’re both See More

Lindsay Lohan looked dark and dreadful when she showed up at court this morning for a probation progress report. But she managed to keep her disgustingly dilapidated boobs to herself and not paint any curse words on her fingernails this time. The long and short of the hearing is that Judge Stephanie Sautner is pissed that LiLo has only finished four of sixty days of required community service in two months. She made it clear Lindsay can’t use work as an excuse, and though she has a year to complete it, she doesn’t seem to trust See More

Lindsay Lohan can finally leave the house! Huzzah! Lohan completed her 35 days of community service and is free to roam about the country. It must be so liberating to get out of that 3,100 square foot hovel with additional roof deck for parties. That must have been rough. (At least Lindsay did get to leave that one time to go to court.)

But it’s not all fun and games for Lilo. We caught up with her as she was heading to her community service gig. She has to do 480 hours. That sounds like a lot, but really, it’s only 60 8 hour days of work. And she’s going to teach acting classes. Please!

It sounds like Lindsay Lohan dodged a bullet, yet again. No surprise that the girl who’s been given a thousand second chances got yet another. Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that Lohan didn’t violate her probation, because the judge on Lilo’s other case only stipulated that she be tested for drugs, not alcohol. So it doesn’t matter that Lindsay was caught drinking.

Now that we know this, we’re waiting for the keg to be delivered to Lindsay’s Venice Beach apartment. See More

We’ve gotta admit it, we like Lohan’s style this time around. Though she’s had more court hearings in the last five years than most people would have in three lifetimes, at least it gives us a chance to critique her jailbird style. Unlike the super-tight naked dress that showed off her nips or the time she had “F*ck you” painted on her fingernail, Lilo looks like a respectable person this time around. And also, sorta looks like she’s given up.

Keep checking back for more pics and updated news on the proceedings!

We totally knew it! Putting Lindsay Lohan under house arrest would do absolutely nothing. House arrest means you have to stay in your house. It doesn’t mean that people can’t come over to the house and bring booze and other party accoutrements. So it’s no surprise really that Lindsay tested positive for alcohol after taking a court ordered test.

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay was tested twice last week. One test came up negative but the other, taken after she had a rooftop barbecue (at her house, naturally) was positive. She didn’t test positive for any drugs See More