Okay, so we are not great fans of Lindsay Lohan as you may have noticed on these pages over the last few weeks, but the last thing we want to see is a drunken, coke-sozzled, high speed pile-up in which one or more people are seriously hurt or even killed. When is someone going to get this girl into rehab (and we mean real rehab)? And another thing, why is someone like Lindsay Lohan driving a $250,000 car that is so powerful even the most experienced drivers would have trouble controlling it? (It will now be impounded by the LAPD if she’s convicted of carrying narcotics in it.) Get help Lindsay! We’re not kidding. Do it now!

Well, that didn’t last very long… No sooner was Calum Best back on his home turf in London than we spotted him leaving the Funky Buddha with this very attractive mystery blonde. Eyewitnesses inside the club said they were all over each other. Sorry Lindsay, but it’s time to get your name back on Match.com.

Lindsay Lohan was voted Maxim magazine’s Top 100 babe of the year, but we’ve decided there’s a new chick on the block…the gorgeous Hayden Panettiere. We’re sick of giving up too much of our blog space to Blow-han and her constant clubbing and f@#$ed up relationships. So, whenever we can, we’re going to show more pictures of the beautiful Heroes star Hayden. We only hope that fame and fortune doesn’t turn her into the next Lohan. Please God, NO!

Lindsay Lohan went clubbing in New York last night and we caught her getting her thing on while brushing up on her DJ skills. Blow-han, with lover Calum Best in hot pursuit, must have been having a bad hair day as she tried to cover up with this unflattering hippie-style headband.

Lindsay Lohan and her new boyfriend Calum Best breezed back into New York from a fully comped vacation at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas yesterday, to cash in on even more free loot. Blow-han drove straight from the airport to Lucky magazine’s gifting suite – set up for the TV upfronts on in the Big Apple just now – to bag SEVEN pairs of free sunglasses, a free media backup hard drive and a ton of other free s#*t. We wonder if she’s selling this stuff on eBay.

Lindsay Lohan’s been parading her new lover, wannabe celebrity Calum Best, as she partied hard in New York this week. But Calum shouldn’t get comfy in Lindsay’s bed…she only wants him for SEX and he’s getting the boot when she finds someone better. He’s a ”S#@T”, according to Lilo’s pals. So who’ll be the next notch on her bedpost? The bidding starts now…

What is it about British guys that makes some of Hollywood’s leading ladies go weak at the knees? Whatever it is, Lindsay Lohan, Kirsten Dunst and Kate Bosworth have all bagged their very own English gentlemen…and they just love to show ‘em off. Mean Girls actress Lohan has already bragged about getting it on with her current beau, Calum Best…and she’s also bed-wrestled with Jude Law and James Blunt. SLUT!

Love-sick Lindsay Lohan really does need help if the best bedmate she can find is one-time model Calum Best, who spent the night with her at her hotel on Monday. It was no surprise when Blow-han later emerged clutching a guide on how to bag the perfect boyfriend. If recent reports are anything to go by however, Lindsay is happy to keep her options – and her legs – wide open when it comes to lovers, having bedded Jude Law and James Blunt.