If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, well you were in luck yesterday in New York City. Fortunately, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were prepared for that eventuality. Well, at least they prepared their daughter Suri. She had an umbrella. Tom and Katie had to rough it for that 20 feet between the building and the waiting chauffeured car. If you ever thought they lived a life of luxury, think again my friends. See More

How adorable is Suri Cruise, prancing around at her gymnastics lesson yesterday afternoon in New York? Suri is clearly having an awesome time on the balance beam. But considering all the comments leveled at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes about Suri’s lack of friends, it sort of seems like a missed opportunity. How great would it have been if Suri were going to a gymnastics class instead of a private lesson? Non-robot friends to play with! Someone under thirty to smile at! Oh the fanciful joy. See More

When Katie Holmes is happy and smiling, she likes to show everyone all of her teeth! And we got a nice glimpse of her molars last night at the premiere of her new movie Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. Katie went to the red carpet sans hubby Tom Cruise, but he joined her later for the after party at Lincoln Center.

Tom didn’t look quite as happy as Katie as they left the party. In fact he looked kind of See More

Katie Holmes arrived to her New York apartment with a very tired Suri. And, what’s more, she swaddled Suri in a thick blanket and carried her into the building. You gotta love the summer. It was only about 90 degrees yesterday in New York, but Suri needed a blanket to deal with the air conditioning! That’s so messed up, right!

Katie is in town to do a press junket for her latest film, Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark which she See More

Katie Holmes is one sexy lady in her bikini by the pool. So why is she hanging out with the dork in the fedora? Oh, probably because that dork is her husband Tom Cruise. Is that hat permanently glued on Tom’s head? It’s not flattering and I really want him to take it off.

Tom even wore the hat in the pool while teaching Suri to swim. Okay, I get it. The Miami sun is hot and he needs protection. But there are so many styles on the market and it’s not like See More

I’d so marry Katie Holmes if I could. This is a lady who knows how to plan a surprise party. Granted the pool party seems like an event for kids rather than 49-year-old Tom Cruise, but who cares. You’re never too old (or too cool) to get your face painted. Suri, not surprisingly, went for the classic princess look.

The whole thing was a surprise orchestrated by Katie for their family (even the forgotten kids, See More

According to In Touch (via Celebitchy), Suri Cruise is absolutely miserable. She leads a lonely, friendless, adult-filled life, and is plagued by desperation and heartache. Okay I added that last part, but In Touch makes the five-year-old’s situation sound nearly that dire.

When INF found Katie Holmes and Suri running to avoid the rain in Miami Beach yesterday, the kid didn’t exactly looked like she was deep in the throes of despondency. Utterly forlorn See More