Can you imagine the horror? So you’re dating Josh Harnett. You want to be all classy and impress his sophisticated friends when you go on vacation with him. And then, total shock, when you shower outside in your itty bitty pink bikini and untie your top and lift it up and away from your body, your nipple accidentally pops out! Seriously, if Romina Ferrera thinks we bought the “oops” aspect here then she’s dumb as a box of bricks. Of course she can’t be totally stupid, because she knows what the internet likes.

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Sienna Miller made un unscheduled stop in LA yesterday to visit Josh Hartnett at his West Hollywood hotel. Josh is currently recovering from a gastrointestinal problem, that caused him to be rushed to hospital a few days ago. Sienna hastily left the hotel, trying to remain undercover, but our photogs caught up with her at LAX where she was catching a flight to Las Vegas for Showest to promote GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra. Developing…

Lookin’ sex-zee!

We spotted Josh Hartnett in head to toe running gear yesterday getting fit in the West Village.  The actor should squeeze in some fitness when he can, he has four movies coming out this year including End Zone a football comedy co-starring Sam Rockwell and Kat Dennings.

So happy it’s Friday y’all, I can’t believe we’re already one full month into 2009! 

Word on the street is…

Celebrity Candids: Jessica Alba Gets a Massage – Pacific Coast News Online

Miley Cyrus Wardrobe Malfunction – Splash News Online

Jessica Simpson Strikes Back in Leather Pants – Just Jared

Ok, that was an awful pun and it’s probably been used by every teen mag out there, but still, that does not mean that Josh Hartnett isn’t totally hot.  Josh has a certain mystique about him; the dark hair in his eyes, the oh-so-effortless outfit.  It seems to me that he has the smoldering allure of a young Ethan Hawke (pre-nanny banging of course). 
Anyhow, Josh was on hand for the premiere of his new film August, at the Tribeca Grand Hotel in New York City last night. August tells the story of what happens when two brothers must fight to keep their start-up company afloat on Wall Street during August 2001, a month before the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Over the weekend, Paris Hilton hosted a party at Sundance thrown by 944 Magazine with special guests The Bravery and Velvet Revolver.  Lil Jon and Josh Hartnett attended, as well as Christine Lakin; if that name or face sounds vaguely familiar to you, go back into the deep recesses of your mind and think about the TGIF line up on ABC, circa the mid 90s…c’mon, you can do it.  A blended family, learning to live together in Wisconsin…a dude named Cody….ok, I’ll just tell you (since its Monday and our brains hurt), that young lady is none other than Al Lambert!  The little tomboy from Step By Step!  She is staring with Paris in her next movie, The Hottie or The Nottie.  A year from now I will let you know if that is up for a Razzie.