Angelina Jolie has gotten a lot of flack over the years for her almost entirely dark wardrobe. It’s like she’s afraid a pop of color will literally knock her over. Sometimes she lets loose and mixes it up with a wild splash of gray, but generally speaking, that’s about as crazy as Angie’s color choices get.

Then… last night… without warning (catching my breath here), there it was: a blindingly white See More

Jessica Simpson, Eric Johnson, Ashlee Simpson, and little Bronx all headed north to Toronto for the next leg of the Simpson sisters’ promotional tour for their new girls clothing line. So let’s talk about Jessica’s outfit. And not in a judgy way, just in an admiringly confused way.

Jess is generally believed to be about seven months pregnant at this point. Yet there she is, in super high four or five inch boots with stiletto heels. And Simpson is in Toronto, where the “feels like” temperature on Saturday topped out at 39°. Yet there she is bare-legged in a dress See More

Jessica Simpson really knows how to make pregnancy work for her. Her cute red wrap dress showed off her bump without making her look enormous. How she works those heels while being pregnant I’ll never understand though. Between Jessica and Beyonce’s pregnant footwear, I’m left wondering: are swollen pregnancy feet no longer a thing? Does celebrity somehow buy a woman superior feet?

Jessica and fiance Eric Johnson were on their way to the 25th Annual Footwear News Achievement Awards held at MoMA last night. I’ve gotta admit, I own several pairs of Jessica See More

Pippa Middleton made her way to work this morning in London, and from the expressions on her face it appears she might finally be tiring of the paparazzi.

Pippa’s often been called a bit of a fame chaser – it’s believed that was the major factor in causing boyfriend Alex Loudon to break up with her. But checking out her exasperated looks this morning, perhaps Pippa’s not having the day for it.

One thing’s for certain – her style (and butt) are still the talk of the town, seven months after See More

Now this is a Bieber I can get on board with! Okay well not the quilted crushed velvet jacket with the drapery embellishment in the middle (is that supposed to show off little Biebz’s enviable waist?), the matching slacks, or the shoes. My God, the shoes.

But the hair. The hair is so much better. I don’t think the nation – maybe even the world – will ever forgive Justin Bieber for that ridiculous mop look he started off with, or the way so many guys copied him. But this takes the edge off. A little.

Selena Gomez looked beyond incredible in her silver slinky Armani dress. Just jaw-dropping See More

Lady Gaga is still looking classy in London, and I am still incredibly rattled by it. Sure the heart-shaped sunglasses are stupid and the shoulders on her dress are ugly and she’s sporting some crazy pointy dagger fingernails… but I mean, I cannot see her lady bits. How disconcerting is that? And her platforms are only a few inches high. No falling on cobblestones in this outfit?

Gaga was kind enough to sign autographs and pose for pictures with the enormous crowd of See More

Does anyone else find these photos of Lady Gaga incredibly disconcerting? She looks so normal. So elegant. In the second row of photos, she almost looks… boring. What the…?

There’s got to be some messed up angle here. Gaga must be up to something. We all know she doesn’t just start dressing like a normal person unless she’s pulling our collective legs. The most shocking thing she’s wearing in the photos below is a very understated corset. What’s the deal?

Lady Gaga’s in London, doing the publicity rounds and guest judging on X Factor. And looking See More

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still holding strong in Paris, despite all his baby mama drama.

Selena’s plan seems to be to distract the press from Mariah Yeater’s 30-second-sex claims with those risque thigh-highs and quite possibly the shortest skirt I’ve ever seen.

You can either see her underwear or some type of short-shorts that she’s wearing underneath the skirt. Whatever it is, I can see the crotch of the garment. Justin who? See More