Okay, so we know love is blind and everything, but really, couldn’t Teri Hatcher find someone with a bit more pizzazz than (yawn!) director Stephen Kaye? We spotted the couple coo-ing it up around the romantic squares and side streets of Rome recently, but to us this just doesn’t look right. Added to the mismatch factor is the fact that Kaye used to date Eva Longoria. C’mon Teri, surely you can find someone a little more racy. Even Ryan Seacrest will do!

Eva Longoria showed she’s not just a Desperate Housewife when she joined in a charity volleyball match in California at the weekend. Sporty Eva gave the crowd something to look at when she slipped into a pair of booty-hugging shorts. Does her butt look big in these? We certainly don’t think so.

As Jessica Simpson and John Mayer frolic on the beaches of Australia, we spotted her BFF and hairdresser Ken Paves and Eva Longoria arriving on a flight together last night. Looks like Ken is latching onto Eva like a leech in Jess’s absence – uuurgh! he was even pushing her luggage. Curl up and dye, Ken!