Christina Aguilera got popped for public drunkenness early this morning in West Hollywood with boyfriend Matthew Rutler, who got a DUI. While Christina’s people have been trying to get her into rehab for quite some time, we couldn’t help but notice that her abysmal feature film debut, Burlesque, is being released on DVD today. And look at all these extra headlines she’ll be garnering! What a crazy coincidence.

We’re sure it’s in no way related, but Xtina also announced her divorce from Jordan Bratman three days before Burlesque premiered in theaters.

Well we could have seen this one coming a mile away. Christina Aguilera and boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested early this morning in West Hollywood. Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication while Rutler was popped for driving under the influence. His bail was set at $30,000 – good thing he’s got a sugar mama who’ll presumably get him out quickly.

They were both booked at 2:45 this morning, and sources say Christina was “extremely intoxicated.”

Stay tuned for updates as the story develops.

It doesn’t matter that Paz de la Huerta’s show, Boardwalk Empire, won Best Television Series – Drama at the Golden Globes. If you’re falling down drunk, you don’t get into the afterparty. Unfortunately Paz learned that lesson the hard way.

de la Huerta and a friend were trying to get into the party at the Chateau Marmont. But she was so trashed that when the bouncer took one look at her, he turned her away. Oops! She then tried to walk back to the car with her eyes closed – very difficult to do – and See More

We’re officially taking back our finger-crossing that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards will get back together. We were optimistic that Charlie was finally putting a priority on being a non-sucky parent, but our hopes have been dashed. According to the NY Post, cops were called to the Plaza last night where they found Charlie in his trashed room – naked and drunk. Things were in such a state of chaos that even the chandelier was reported damaged.

Apparently Sheen returned to his hotel room with an “unidentified woman” after See More

Jude Law and Sienna Miller had a lovely evening last night, dining at the posh C restaurant in the Mayfair area of London. They enjoyed a nice meal with big time producer Jerry Bruckheimer and his wife Linda. Presumably it had to do with potential roles, so you’d think Jude and Sienna could have held it together. But you’d be wrong.

INF Daily found them stumbling out of the restaurant so wasted they forgot where their car was. Jude actually had to phone his driver to help him out. They must have had a rough day if they had to See More

Lindsay Lohan set of her SCRAM! We tried writing that without the exclamation point and just couldn’t do it. Turns out, LiLo had a really good time at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday – and her SCRAM bracelet recorded alcohol in her sweat. Judge Marsha Revel was notified and she issued a bench warrant for Lohan’s arrest. In exchange for staying out of jail, Lohan had to fork over new bail as well, to the tune of $200,000.

It’s not as good as throwing her in the slammer, but at least it’s something. The District Attorney confirmed to TMZ’s anonymous sources See More