Or gets sucked I should say.  While making an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman last night, Demi explained to Dave that she practices leech therapy! Demi was in Austria seeking out alternative health treatments at a spa and signed herself up for some good old fashioned leech sucking.  Apparently they stick the leech in your belly button and then it goes to work.  Demi explains the process, "They have a little enzyme that when they’re biting down gets released into your blood, and generally you bleed for quite a bit, and your health is optimized. It detoxifies the blood."  She further explains the sensation, " And you feel it bite down on you and you want to go ‘you bastard!’ and then you relax and work on your lamaze breathing, and you watch it swell up and get fatter and fatter. And then when it’s super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it’s stumbling out of the bar."
GROSS.  I swear, celebrities can be conned into doing the most ridiculous shit all in the name of health and wellness (Scientology anyone?).  Granted Demi is still a total babe at 45, but I dunno, I think I’ll just stick to fruits and veggies, maybe a vitamin every once in awhile when I want to feel "detoxified". 

ATTENTION: If you are a celebrity/common person with good connex who went to Socialista Bar on the dates of February 7th, 8th or 11th you may have been exposed to Hepatitis A! GROSS.
And you remember a certain someone celebrated his 30th birthday at said club that night…that’s right several famous people patronized Socialista on the 7th for Ashton Kutcher’s party. INF has these pictures of Demi Moore, Lucy Liu, Selma Hayek, Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna, Rebeca Gayhart, Eric Dane and many others were all there that night! Uh oh!  Someone who was working at the club on those nights is infected with the disease and now bar owners and the Health Department of NYC are urging people to get vaccinated!
Hepatits A is a liver disease caused by the Hepatits A virus.  It is spread from person to person by putting something in their mouth that has been contaminated by the stool of a person with Hep A. Again, GROSS!  See kids, even the famous people can’t escape the social disease!  Hep A knows no social class! 

Ashton Kutcher celebrated his 30th birthday in style last night. Ashton and Demi first dined at the Bowery Hotel in NYC and then moved onto club Socialista, with their A-list guests following behind.  Selma Hayek and her fiance Francois-Henri Pinault showed up as well Eric Dane and his wife Rebecca Gayheart.  Single gals (for the evening) Lucy Liu, Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow also attended.  Bruce Willis and Emma Hemming even showed up baring gifts!  Not a bad way to say goodbye to your youth!

The celebs came out last night for perhaps the fanciest event of New York Fashion Week, A Night To Benefit Raising Malawi and Unicef, held at the United Nations Plaza.  The event, hosted by Madonna and Gucci really had the stars bringing their A-game.  It was a family affair as both a HUGELY pregnant J.Lo and a discreetly pregnant Gwen walked the red carpet.  Madonna brought her daughter Lourdes as her date.  Katie and Tom didn’t have Suri with them, which maybe accounts for why Katie looks like a deer caught in headlights! WTF is up with her?! Tom not give feed you your science pills today? Demi surfaced with Ashton and Drew and Justin were inseparable.  As for Gwyneth?  She was all by herself…maybe Chris was at home training to be an ultimate fighter.

Demi Moore giggled like a giddy schoolgirl when a fan pushed a rugby ball in front of her to sign at Nello’s restaurant in New York yesterday. "What’s that, a football? it’s a funny shape," the star of GI Jane and Striptease smirked. To continue the weirdness, the restaurant owner later produced an $11,000 truffle for photogs – like the one Demi had just nibbled on.

What’s going on! Are the Kabbalah meetings being held at trendy club Butter in NYC these days? We caught Madonna, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher enjoying a meet up at the hip joint. And then Penelope Cruz, Shakira and Janet Jackson made it a real A-list gathering. Are they, too, thinking of joining the mystic faith?

At what point are Demi Moore‘s daughters going to become hotter to Ashton Kutcher than his 44-year-old wife? We give it six months.

Beardy-weirdy Ashton Kutcher and his saggy-knee’d wife Demi Moore, in a desperate attempt to dispel stories about their very odd marriage being in trouble, allowed paps to get pictures of them together in New York today – even though they normally act like the world is about to end when they see a camera. Just shows you that even the most camera-shy celebs know the power of the lens.