Yesterday I made you the promise that for every Jersey Shore picture I post, I’ll also put up a picture of a supremely hot celeb. To even things out for your eyeballs and all. So once you get through this, prepare yourself for some La Toya Jackson. I kid I kid. I can dig up someone famous in something tight (besides a tightly pulled face), I’m sure.

So with that in mind, is it me, or is Snooki looking like she’s popped herself in an Easy Bake Oven a few extra times? She’s not her usual shade of  neon orange: rather she’s progressed See More

There are a few rules one should follow when walking the red carpet. Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese was kind enough to oblige us with photographic evidence of what not to do. First, wear a dress that actually flatters  your body shape. Consult a stylist if this sort of thing eludes you. Second: don’t scrunch your lips together in a Zoolander-esque pose. Unless you’ve got Blue Steel in your back pocket, a nice smile will do.

Third: don’t – please don’t – blow kisses. It’s cheesy. And it puts you in a very unflattering angle with your butt sticking See More

The Jersey Shore is returning for season three tonight, and trash TV addicts everywhere are twitching in anticipation. The cast has been dutifully promoting the newest season – we caught them on the set of Good Morning America earlier today.

In an interview with MTV News yesterday, Snooki technically predicted that the entire Jersey Shore cast would be dead in about 20 years. “‘I think everybody can do, like, at least another 20 series or something like that, because we can do this our whole lives…’” We added the italics for See More

As much as we used to love hatin’ on Snooki, we’ve moved on. Our attentions are fickle and wander easily. And ever since she was arrested for drinking on the beach, Snooki’s actually toned it down a lot. So now we gotta hate on someone else, and who better to step into that esteemed spot than Deena Cortese?

Yesterday INF Daily’s photographers were in Seaside Heights, New Jersey riding the ferris wheel on our dime keeping track of the Jersey Shore cast, and luckily they caught Deena in all her See More

Breathe a sigh of relief gentlemen: Deena Cortese will do you. Wait, why are you running? Get back here, I’m not done! She will do whatever you want! Why are you weeping? Deena, who’s role on the show is to be the budget Snooki, gave a fairly gracious interview where she talked about how friendly all the Jersey Show cast is and how she’s doing her part in the house. There was some chatter about partying and other deep thoughts.

Then someone asked Deena if she’d ever hook up with any of her male cast See More

It might be a good idea for Snooki and Deena Cortese to avoid standing next to J-WOWW. Especially when they’re on their way to the gym. Seriously girls, you realize why she has you standing there, right? It looks like Jenni’s taking her little cousins to school. The Jersey Shore cast got back to doing what they do today: not much at all. They went to the gym. They went to “work.” Pauly D and Sammi got the munchies, and returned to the house with various snacks and an electric razor. Naturally. Sadly no laundry happened or we would have had a GTL trifecta. See More

You know your day isn’t really complete until you’ve seen photos of Snooki’s horrendous mouth making her look like a dumfounded rabbit. The Jersey Shore kids are still charming the folks of Seaside Heights with their boardwalk antics. Like public drunkenness, arrests, and that new girl Deena Cortese with the nerve to have a face that looks the way it does (you know what we mean). She’s like the budget Snooki. And how the hell can one of those exist? How’d they find someone who’s only a few inches taller than Snooki’s 4’9, has 20 lbs on her, and looks like they ran Snooki’s face through See More