Baywatch star David Hasselhoff should get s#@t-faced and eat hamburgers naked more often. Because today in a Los Angeles court – and despite the shocking home movie of him drooling drunk over a Mackie D – a judge gave him sole custody of his daughters, Hayley and Taylor. His ex-wife Pamela Bach broke down after the ruling and we suspect this bitter battle isn’t over yet.

Baywatch star David Hasselhoff used a fake name when he made repeated hospital visits with alcohol poisoning, his ex-wife Pamela says. Although lawyers for The Hoff are denying the allegations, Pamela tells UsWeekly magazine that David was treated up to 13 times – using aliases – as drinking took over his life. The actor came clean about his problem recently after video footage showing him drunk was broadcast worldwide.