David Hasselhoff is spending a lot of time in England these days and it’s not just because he’s a judge on Britain’s Got Talent. David has a lovely girlfriend – a Ms. Hayley Roberts – who lives in Wales. Roberts was on vacation with Hasselhoff for an extended period of time this summer but now, she’s back to work at a makeup counter in Debenhams. Come on David, can’t you score this girl a modeling gig?

INF photographers caught up with David at Heathrow this morning for yet another reason to See More

David Hasselhoff was in Vegas last night backstage at the Vegas burlesque show Absinthe. Naturally the Hoff had to be photographed with the girls of the show. The bikini’d ladies were happy to take pics with David. (He knows a guy who can further their career in Germany) The only person that seemed really uncomfortable was the Hoff’s new girlfriend, Hayley Roberts.

“Get Hoff me,” Hayley seemed to say. Her face and body language clearly show just how uncomfortable she was. (People don’t clench their teeth and tense their shoulders See More

David Hasselhoff may be the stuff of legend in Germany, but clearly no one in America is interested in finding out all the details of his life. Nor do they want to learn about the lives of his daughters either. A&E pulled his reality show, The Hasselhoffs off the air because of poor ratings. Or should we say, they pulled him “hoff’ the air.

David hasn’t had too much television success lately. Prior to this, he was the first celeb to be voted off Dancing With The Stars. Maybe you should go back to eating cheeseburgers on the floor David. That got lots of viewers.

We noticed something interesting when this season’s celebrity cast of Dancing With the Stars arrived at the studio last night. Audrina Patridge – big smile on her face. David Hasselhoff posed with a “Don’t Hassel the Hoff” shirt for us. Kyle Massey was happy, jovial, and chatty. But Bristol Palin? Bristol looked like she was about to enter the sixth circle of hell.

She managed a painfully forced, tight smile for about two seconds, and then it almost looked like she was going to cry. Seriously Bristol, it’s just a foxtrot. No one’s knocking you up before the Republican convention. See More

Kate Gosselin returned home to Reading, PA today after finishing her "I was voted off of Dancing With the Stars media tour" in L.A. And by "returned home" we mean she literally spent 20 minutes there, according to our photographer. Kate then turned around and left for New York City for the second leg of her "boo hoo" press tour.

The pictures of the kids’ faces are pretty sad.

In related "Kate Gosselin’s quest for fame" news, she’s decided she’s ready to date again, according to a source for Pop Eater. And she wants a celebrity. How else can she continue to ratchet up her fame? But Kate’s not delusional – she know she can only ask for so much. Which is why she’s willing to settle for a C list celeb – or less, depending on your opinion.

Kate’s got her eye on Jeff Goldblum – she thinks he’d be a great match. Unfortunately Jeff tends to date women in their very early twenties, and something tells us Kate’s shrillness probably isn’t going to lead him to make an exception.

Her backup is David Hasselhoff, which we think is an even bigger reach. Who thinks Kate’s gonna stand for drunken hamburger time?

_{Here’s Kate during her super brief stopover at the family home in Reading, PA today.}

He often has trouble walking around on his own two feet (normally after a few alcoholic drinks), so imagine our horror when we spotted David Hasselhoff on the back of a horse, trying out for a polo team.

It’s one thing being drunk in charge of a motor vehicle, but letting him loose on a gee-gee whilst swinging a long wooden stick…that’s a recipe for disaster.

We can see a trip to hospital with a few broken bones in the making for The Hass.

See more pictures of David Hasselhoff in the gallery below…

Made ya look!  Firstly, the Great Wall is in China and secondly, David Hasseloff isn’t scaling anything because that wall is like four feet high. We spotted the Hoff on vacation with his daughters Hayley and Taylor-Anne in London.  David treated the public to some "stunts" and took a picture with a fan in a Knight Rider t-shirt…I think it’s quite possible that David still exists on that tv show in his head.

David Hasselhoff escorted an attractive new ladyfriend out into the surf of the Pacific in his kayak built for two yesterday. He’s looking fit and well, and a million miles better than in the shocking video that was uncovered recently of him blind drunk trying to eat a cheeseburger. Keep up the good work Hoff, and tell us who the lucky lady is!