Posts tagged "Bad Fashion"

Heather Mills Flaunts Her Vegan Beauty

Heather Mills decided to get all done up for the one year anniversary of her vegan restaurant, V Bites, in the small costal town of Hove in Sussex, England. And by “all done up” we mean instead of heading to the salon, Heather clearly took some L.A. Looks pomade to her hair, flipped her head over, then turned her blowdrying on for all its might. After the blowdryer caught on fire she stopped, but not before her hair took on a “fork in the electrical socket” quality.

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“Oh My God!” Britney Spears Has Mini Breakdown at Starbucks

Only when your life is as hard and chaotic as Britney Spears’ could going to Starbucks be such a ridiculously stressful event. Last night Brit Brit slapped on her best pair of tiny shorts (so short her underwear poked out through the back… though because it’s Brit, we’re just glad she was wearing underwear), hair extensions, and bright pink shoes and headed to the coffee purveyor for some iced drinks on a 95 degree day. Wait, we forgot her knee-high athletic socks. Just a fashion tip, Brit: when you have unusually short legs combined with unusually athletic calves, the goal is to See More

Jennifer Love Hewitt Redefines Hot Mess at ‘Eclipse’ premiere

Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of those starlets you can’t help but feel badly for. She tries, bless her. She tries. But she never gets it quite right. Take the ensemble she put together for last night’s Twilight: Eclipse premiere. We’ll break it down for you, starting with the most flagrant style violation: the shoes. They are about three sizes too small – and clearly far too narrow – for J. Love’s feet. Only three of her right toes fit on the shoe without overhanging; only two on her left foot. In fact the toe box is so narrow that it gives the look of bulging bunions. We can’t even imagine how See More

CFDA Fashion Awards Photo Roundup: David Bowie, Iman, The Olsen Twins, Gwyneth Paltrow & Sarah Jessica Parker

The Council of Fashion Designers of America held their annual awards last night, which means a bunch of pretty people dressed up to complement each other on looking even prettier. And they did a damn good job. Marc Jacobs won the Womenswear Designer of the Year, while Marcus Wainwright and David Neville won the Menswear Designer of the Year. Michael Kors won the Geoffrey Beene Lifetime Achievement Award, and Iman won the Fashion Icon Award.

Pictured are Gwyneth Palrow, Michael Kors, Sarah Jessica Parker, David Bowie and Iman, Alexis Bledel, Emilie de Ravin, Jessica Biel, Kate Mara, Ed Westwick, Whitney Port, Rachel Weisz, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen with Sasha Pivovarova, Hayden Christensen, Betsey Johnson with Lulu Johnson, Brooke Shields, Daisy Lowe, Alexa Chung, Rachel Roy, Molly Sims, Michelle Trachtenberg, Zachary Quinto, Maggie Grace, Anna Wintour, Amanda Hearst,  Lara Stone, Hana Soukupova, Rachel Zoe, Devon Aoki with Zac Posen, Diane von Furstenberg, Caroline Kennedy, and Jason Wu.



Rihanna Channels Madonna in Pointy Saucer Bra; Gyrates Under Crow Robot

Somehow we like the way Madonna did it better. Rihanna seems to have given up on her never-ending quest to be edgier than everyone else on the pop charts. Any time you’re copying someone’s look – even a classic like Madonna – you’re not really trying to push the limit anymore. Especially when you dye your bowl cut à la the Wendy’s mascot.

In all fairness, the pointy things aren’t a direct homage to Madonna. When Rihanna bends over you can see her bra is not molded out of the points; rather the closed cones are glued on top of her bra cups. Rihanna’s breasts See More

Miley Cyrus Simulates Licking Her Female Dancer’s Breast

Miley Cyrus wants you to remember she’s a sexual being. And not, you know, your average 17-year-old girl. Miley wants you to remember that she is a worldly, gravely-voiced sex mistress. Don’t you dare even think the words “Hannah Montana” about her. Would Hannah Montana show you her camel toe? We thought not. But Miley sure as hell would.

And how better can one bare the details of her lady business than donning another skin-tight lycra leotard? And appearing to suckle one of her female dancers?

We’re starting to think the See More

Miley Cyrus Forgets Her Pants in London

We’re worried about Miley Cyrus. We don’t think her shorts are high enough. She almost stumbled upon a moment of dignity when they unrolled a bit and we only saw three quarters of her thighs. In some of these photos you could legitimately believe she’s not wearing anything but a man’s undershirt.

INF Daily’s photographers found Miley’s in London, her current stop on her European concert tour. Yesterday she made sure everyone was watching her by wearing a Cheap Trick t-shirt. Over the weekend she kept it classy with an olive See More

Did Miley Cyrus Get Dumped by Liam Hemsworth?

According to the Enquirer, they sure did. They claim Liam broke up with Miley because he was sick of parents Billy Ray and Trish Cyrus blaming him for Miley’s antics. Keep in mind, Cyrus has been pushing the limits and acting out for years. She’s 17, it’s part of the territory. Of course with millions of fans, Cyrus has a much wider audience than her homeroom.

The Enquirer claims that Miley and Liam not only broke up, but that they’d been living together.

[Liam] recently moved out of [Miley's] new Los Angeles home after a nasty fight that had them hurling bitter accusations at each other, say sources.

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