Best thing ever. This little dude needs a teeny, tiny sleep apnea machine, stat.

And after that: what happens when you wake a hibernating (aka suuuuuper fat and groggy) flying squirrel. A Kim K palate cleanser, if you will.

You’d think this is what’s supposed to happen to penguins – but not like this.

We sent a couple of our photogs to the Isaac Mizrahi show at Fashion Week this afternoon, thinking it’d be an easy gig. No reason to worry. Turns out they needed remarkably tough stomachs when they stumbled upon ice skater Johnny Weir. You see, Johnny likes to stand out. And a flamingo pink Chanel blazer isn’t enough to do that on its own. He’s gotta accessorize. A fancy watch? Sure. Nice earrings? Whatever. But what Johnny really needed was a taxidermied raccoon to wear on his shoulder. One that he could Bedazzle on the face. And the paws. Those poor little former raccoon paws. See More