...but what else would you expect from Britain's tackiest A-list celebrity!!

Yes, the former topless model known as Jordan apparently didn't want to turn her wedding to BF Alex Reid into a tasteless media circus.

She wanted to show her undying love to the professional cage fighter by keeping the ceremony in at a Las Vegas hotel very low-key.

But then what did they do after tying the knot...they hit up a strip joint to celebrate.

Classy? We don't think so.

   

Looks like Pamela Anderson could hardly contain herself - or rather her boobs - when she rocked up at some Superbowl event in Miami last night. The former Baywatch babe was literally busting out of her top.. Question is, was it a deliberate wardrobe malfunction?

See more pictures of Pamela Anderson in the gallery below...

      

Like she was having a bad hair day on the set of Dallas or Dynasty, reality TV mom Kate Gosselin took herself off to the nail salon today...and forgot to wear her hat.

Seems like Kate has been going out of her way recently to hide her $7,000 golden extensions from the world.

But today we got a good look at her locks in all their 80s glory.

Get a look at these crazy curls...

     

Soccer hunk David Beckham appears to be having a great time without the wife and kids in Italy at the moment.

Just last night Goldenballs was seen leaving a Milan restaurant with actor James Corden.

Becks, 34, ate at Ristorante Da Giacomo with James and, who knows, maybe the pair were discussing a role for the sportsman in one of James' next projects.

Watch this space!

    

British comic and TV celeb Russell Brand threw out some yoga moves when our photographer spotted him out-and-about in Los Angeles today.

Russell called in at a local ashtanga yoga school and came out smiling after a workout.

Wife-to-be Katie Perry was nowhere to be seen however.

Recovering at home probably after the weekend Grammy parties.

     

We've not seen too much of Kate Gosselin as of late, as it seems she's been out of town filming episodes for a new show she's doing.

But today it was back to normal life, caring for the children and running errands in Reading, PA.

We spotted Kate and three of her brood grocery shopping near the family home.

And we couldn't help but notice her crazy hair.

Even with a hat on, those newly acquired extensions are just bursting to get out for all the world to see.

Rumor is Kate isn't too happy with her new look...so maybe that's why she's always trying to hide her new do.

      

We spotted Britney Spears taking a break from recording at a music studio in Miami at the weekend.

And boy did she look like she needed a fashion makeover.

We know it can get pretty hot down there in South Beach, but Britney looked like she'd grabbed the first bad dress she could find and wandered outside for a cigarette.

Oh, yes, and she teamed her shocking dress with a pair of trashy pink flip-flops.

CLASSY!!

See more horror shots of Britney in the gallery below...

        

Looking more like he's about ready to raid a bank, we caught up with tennis ace John McEnroe as he went for a jog in Central Park this morning.

Bundled up against the bitter cold East Coast chill, John unfortunately wasn't too pleased to see and gave us an equally ice cold stare as we shot a few pictures of him.

   

Oscar-nominated actress Anne Hathaway took some time out today from rehearsing her latest movie script to mix it up with some clever college types.

Yes, Anne was special guest of Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatrical Student Drama Troupe on a parade in Cambridge, Mass.

Anne had the privilege of being named Hasty Pudding Theatrical's 'Woman of the Year'  - an honor previously bestowed on Scarlett Johansson and Renee Zellweger.

And she looked like she enjoyed every minute of it.

As did the drag queens we pictured her with...

     

Giving Ashlee Simpson a well-earned break from mommy duties, Pete Wentz enjoyed some daddy bonding time with son, Bronx, in Manhattan today.

And where did they go? A museum? A toy shop? The zoo?

Well, none of the above, because Pete was clearly rather hungry and decided to treat his offspring to a slice at the local pizza joint.

And they both had a great time chowin' down...

See more pictures in the gallery below...