So, Cristiano Ronaldo is straight, right? We spotted the soccer star, who is on crutches due to ankle surgery, shopping at the Ed Hardy store in WeHo this afternoon.  Cristi could possibly give Chuck Bass  (Ed Westwick) a run for his money in the girly legs competition, not to mention in the 'dressed super flamboyantly yet I'm a total womanizer' competition as well.
Ok, I get that his legs are lean and toned because his job is to run around all day HOWEVER that does not explain the lack of body hair and the presence of bronzing gel.