Dustin Diamond aka Samuel "Screech" Powers is reportedly penning a tell-all book about his 13 years (seriously?) on Saved By the Bell.  The actor, who's unsuccessfully attempted numerous comebacks (including a sex tape, ew), is planning on spilling all the sordid beans about the partying and sexcapades among cast mates. 
Question, will you read Screech's memoir entitled Behind the Bell?  On the one hand I think I can pretty much guess what those kids were all up to on set (drugs) unless they somehow miraculously avoided the pitfalls of teen stardom but on the other, I would loooove to hear some juicy deets about often over looked Lisa Turtle and Mr. Belding. 

And now onto another case of infidelity.  We spotted Balthazar Getty's famous friends, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, leaving his Los Angeles home after paying a visit to Balthazar's wife Rosetta Millington and their children.  After initially denying reports of problems (check out Balthazar telling us that everything is just fine) in his marriage, Balthazar has finally come clean about his affair with Sienna Miller. 
"The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience, especially when children are involved. In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the internet, which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed by wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further.”

I guess those pictures of him canoodling with Sienna Miller on a yacht are a bit of a smoking gun.  The couple have four children together, including an 8-month-old baby, nice work a-hole!

    

Matthew Broderick's 11-year-marriage to Sarah Jessica Parker could be on the rocks after explosive details emerged of his affair with a 25-year-old redhead. Matthew, 46, had trysts with the sexy youth counsellor at her apartment in New York's Upper East Side, and at the home of one of Matthew's own celeb pals, according to the latest issue of Star magazine. The couple became so close that the girl even had a nickname for Matthew - "Matty Cakes". And the report says on one occasion, Matthew grabbed the girl and kissed her passionately on the lips, before leading her upstairs to have passionate sex with her... Phew! Talk about sex in the city! According to Star the girl - who hasn't been ID'd - ditched Matty when he lied to her about where he was spending his Christmas vacation - in Hawaii with Sarah and his son, and not in Ireland alone as he'd told her. Matthew's rep declined to comment to Star about the claims of Matthew's cheating.

Christian Bale (seen here last night at the London premiere of The Dark Knight) was released from a London police station today after he voluntarily turned himself in on assault charges placed against him by his mother and sister.  Christian denies these allegations and his rep has just released a statement regarding the incident-

"Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale."

Christian Bale turned himself over to authorities in London this morning following assault allegations reportedly made by his own mother and sister. Christian's mother Jenny and his sister Sharon are accusing him of lashing out on them Sunday night at the Dorchester Hotel in London where they were all staying before the premiere of the Dark Knight.
His mother and sister filed a formal complaint against him.  Christian was allowed to go to the premiere with the expectation that he would turn himself in shortly there after, which he did.

Well, nothing like a domestic abuse to rain on your parade!  Just when were so excited for Christian's record-breaking numbers and seeing him spend time with his daughter, all this happens.  What do you think, is Christian a mommy-puncher or is this just a misunderstanding?

Denise Richards was back in court again today with her lawyer Neal Hersh and her father Irv for an emergency hearing in her custody case against Charlie Sheen.  The reality vixen is said to be court due to a reported issue at her ex-husband's home.  This is just another incident of a series of back-and-forth agreements and emergency hearings between the two sides.  You are right Denise Richards, this shit is way complicated!

    

If we thought it was shady to see A-Rod show up to the All-Star party with Madonna's ex gf Ingrid Casares last night, it was even shadier to see her leave his apartment this afternoon-in sweats!  Looks like Ingie and A-Rod had a little slumber party after the big event last night, was she too tired/sauced to make it to her own place?  Hmm? 
When pressed Ingrid told us that they were "just friends".  She also said she thought A-Rod was going to "do great" although her delivery of the line was (shockingly) very half hearted.

My, what a tangled web this has  become.  I can't wait to see who gets pulled into this crazy affair next!

Alex Rodriguez chose a rather interesting date for the MLB All-Star Game pre party at Manhattan's 40/40 club last night.  If he's trying to distance himself from the rumors that he and Madonna were or "involved", then maybe he shouldn't have shown up with one of Madge's ex-lovers!  A-rod's escort for the evening was none other than Ingrid Casares; Miami club owner and one-time Madonna (girl)friend.
If you claim that the only reason the two of you are connected is through business (sharing the same manager Guy Oseary) then why, pray tell, would you show up to a party with her ex-girlfriend? Ooh, this whole thing is getting so twisted!
There's also been talk of Madge and the kids showing up to the All-Star game at Yankee stadium tonight; maybe that's distracting to the players but it could do wonders for the ratings!

Where do I even begin with this?  Last night, London pub Monarch hosted an evening of Amy Winehouse playing dj.  That's right, old Wino on the ones and twos, the wheels of steel, the...drink in her hand.  My favorite train wreck was advertised as spinning records but as we can all gather, Wino was less interested in getting the crowd moving and more interested in cutting up lines and downing booze.  Oh, am I jumping to conclusions about Ms. Amy's drug use?  Well one can't be certain, but why don't you take a look at her wicked coke nose and judge for yourself (I know you don't think that powder is from a box of Entenmann's donuts). The best part of all was that to witness this mess you had to pay £12 which is about $24!  Um, I'm pretty sure you could just hang out by her doorstep and get that show for free.

Other props from Amy's evening included; a large piece of cardboard (presumably to hide her face for our sake, not hers), a lamp with a red, tasseled shade, a pack of cigarettes in one hand and an inhaler in the other.  Brilliant!  She is so going to be the old lady (or young lady) who smokes while she's on an oxygen tank. 

Well, the good news folks, she didn't punch anyone!  Baby steps!

         

Apparently Amy Winehouse is one bitch you do not want to f--k with.  Wino has been on a total rampage the last couple of days, attacking a; fan, a bar patron and even her own body guard!  We spotted Amy last night during a pub crawl and when she returned home she was angered by paps and the bodyguard (who was there to protect her as she entered) so she palmed the bodyguard in tha face! 
 I'd say her violence is a result of being on a crazy bender, but "bender" would imply the heavy drinking is temporary and we all know that it's quite the opposite with old Wino.  I miss the days when she'd just get drunk or do some drugs and make funny faces, but now she's just become a threat to public safety, and we can't have that.  Hopefully she won't try to fashion any of her scarves or barrettes into brass knuckles or anything.