RING THE BELL: SCREECH WRITES TELL-ALL

Dustin Diamond aka Samuel "Screech" Powers is reportedly penning a tell-all book about his 13 years (seriously?) on Saved By the Bell.  The actor, who's unsuccessfully attempted numerous comebacks (including a sex tape, ew), is planning on spilling all the sordid beans about the partying and sexcapades among cast mates. 
Question, will you read Screech's memoir entitled Behind the Bell?  On the one hand I think I can pretty much guess what those kids were all up to on set (drugs) unless they somehow miraculously avoided the pitfalls of teen stardom but on the other, I would loooove to hear some juicy deets about often over looked Lisa Turtle and Mr. Belding.