WAR, HILARY DUFF, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

Well, generally ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN'!  But in this case war is very good for the Duff who is staring in the new John Cusack film, War Inc.  The film is a political satire and Hilary plays an Eastern European pop star named Yonica Babyyeah.  The Duff was accompanied by her big sis Haylie at the premiere last night which was held at the Tribeca Film Fesitval, and word is, there is a scene where Hil puts a scorpion down her pants!