Hey Mariah Carey-
1998 called and it wants its pastel outfit and chain belt back.  What thee F is Mariah wearing?!  Did she experience a flashback while picking an outfit out for yesterday's taping of TRL?  Earth to Mimi, you just released the album MC², not Honey, so get with the times!  Your body is bangin', but let's hold out on the late 90s retro chic for now.

   

It's the newly weds!  We spotted Nick and his bride Mariah leaving Gyu-Kaku restaurant in Los Angeles last night.  Mariah must have caught a chill because she had Nick's blazer draped around her shoulders; awww, whadda good hubby!

   

Is Nick Cannon guilty of regifting? Nick, 27, is reportedly engaged to Mariah, 38, but unfortch for her that ring looks strikingly similar to the one that he gave Vicky's Secret model and former fiance Selita Ebanks!!!  Poor Mimi, she is definitely way too old for this shit; man up Nick and pick a new rock!

   

Is there anywhere Mariah Carey isn't these days?  The singer was on Good Morning America today as part of their summer concert series.  Mariah performed her new single Touch My Body, and she is def all about her body these days, flaunting her new trim figure.  Good for her for getting in shape and all, but is it necessary to have muffin top boobs?  The shiny, hot pink tube dress is distracting enough, no need for a nip slip on top of that. 

     

Is Mariah trying to look sexy or does she just have to pee really bad?

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We spotted Mariah leaving her NYC apartment yesterday wearing a pair of sky-high stilettos and high waisted, denim booty shorts; perfect combo!  Mimi was on her way to hip hop radio station HOT 97.1 to guest dj.  Mariah, why would you waste that wonder of an outfit on the radio?!

Mariah Carey just can't resist faking it every time she spots a photographer. We caught up with the demanding diva leaving a posh London restaurant after celebrating her 18th hit single in the UK. And as soon as the flashbulbs went off, Mariah was posing and pushing out her booty for all to see. Mariah is shameless, but we love her!

Our fave, wacky, eight-octave chanteuse Mariah Carey is in London promoting her new single, Touch My Body, all over the place. She was all diva'd up when she arrived back at her posh hotel last night, complete with a dozen white roses - no doubt from someone who really does want to touch her body. You gotta hand it to her, she still knows how to work it - and she's still one of the few singers out there with real vocal talent. Check out any chart you like right now and there she is, right at the top.

Someone call their PR team immediately because we have a MAJOR crisis on our hands; today happens to be both Mariah and Fergie's birthday!  Seriously, there is going to have to be some rescheduling because there is no way Mariah "she's on fyah" Carey could possibly share the same day of birth with Fergie "the Dutches" Ferg.  Well, Mariah was born first (she's turning 38) so I guess Fergie can take her 33-year-old ass to another day of the week!

Mariah dropped by TRL yesterday to promote her new album E=MC², but her outfit looks like she was channeling her Butterfly days!  Zippers on your jeans and CAH-RAZY red platforms?!  If you need to hold your bodyguard's hand just to walk with out falling, you might want to rethink those Mimi.  Gotta love her though, she's the OG of diva breakdowns.