We spotted Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at Madonna's apartment this morning.  Who better to give Madge advice than someone who's in an equally loveless marriage?  Gwyn and Chris Martin are together just as much (never) as Guy and Madonna were before they were accused of splitting up...so I guess that means we'll see Gwyn and Chris glued to each other's hip now! 
But hey, maybe their hang out had nothing to do with marriage and British husbands and children with funny names.  Maybe they were talking about how to maintain Skeletor-like physiques and dye their hair the perfect shade of icy blonde, to match their personalities.

 

We caught Gwyneth Paltrow leaving the Coldplay after party last night.  Gwyn and front man/hubby Chris Martin celebrated the bands Madison Square Garden performance at the Spotted Pig.  Per usual, Gwyn and Chris used different doors to exit the building as to not be photographed together.  I'm not quite sure why they so adamantly refuse to be snapped together?  Are they afraid they will burst into flame should they be shown side by side?  Why go to the trouble of marrying someone if you don't want the world to know you're together? 

   

Gwyneth Paltrow, along with her children Apple and Moses, went for a boat ride in Capri, Italy over the weekend.  Gwyneth has been in Italy shooting ads for the Italian fashion label Tod's.  Apple and Moses are getting so big!  It's also apparent that the Paltrow-Martins all go to the same barber; they kids' hair looks just like mom's!

     

Gwyneth Paltrow may not have most whacked out style, but she can still rock some crazy ass shoes.  We spotted G outside of the Claridges Hotel in London today wearing some bananas stilettos with straps and buckles all over them.  Those kind of shoes are definitely reserved for only those with a serious shoe fetish. 

The summer blockbuster season is upon us and comic book fans will surely be excited for the release of Iron Man.  The film's stars were on hand for a photocall in Rome today looking chummy as they stood side by side.  Robert Downy Jr., Terrence Howard and Gwyneth Paltrow may not be the first names that come to mind when you think of an action film critics are already saying it was perfectly cast!

We spotted Madge and Gwyn making their way to the gym in London this morning.  The buff duo have a lot in common; diets, interest in Kabbalah, owning a second home in London and husbands who are never with them!  Perhaps M and G are just beards for Guy Ritchie's and Chris Martin's gay love affair!  That would be a fantastic (and probably really untrue) scandal!

Gwyneth was out with the kids in NYC yesterday.  She tried her to best to cover up daughter Apple and son Moses as they exited their SUV.  Moses celebrated his 2nd birthday at a Mexican restaurant this week because according to Gwyn, he "loves guacamole".  Not shockingly, Chris Martin wasn't in attendance, apparently he's back in England and will reunite with the kids over there for Moses's second celebration. They seem like such a fun family, don't they?

Celebs turned up last night for the 5th Annual Food Bank for New York City's Can-Do Awards Dinner in the most interesting of apparel.  Gwyneth rocked some gladiator shoes and celebrity Mario Batali for some reason decided to keep his kitchen clogs on. Speaking of "chefs" what exactly is Rachel Ray trying to accomplish with that outfit?  I don't know if putting your boobs on display is really going to help raise money for the food bank, but nice try.  At least Petra Nemcova and Helena Christensen got it right, but they're models, so that's kind of an unfair advantage.

Perhaps going down as one of the stealthiest weddings to date- couple of six years, Beyonce and Jay-Z finally got married in New York City on Friday.  The under the radar affair was held at Jay-Z's Tribeca loft and guest included Beyonce's parents, her sister Solange, former Destiny Child's members Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and total party animals Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Guests kept a low profile and all the female guests wore white white.  The new couple has yet to be seen, but we congratulate them all the same! 

ATTENTION: If you are a celebrity/common person with good connex who went to Socialista Bar on the dates of February 7th, 8th or 11th you may have been exposed to Hepatitis A! GROSS.