Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise rushed off to the heliport last night, just like any legit celebs. Gotta get your hustle on, otherwise… yeah, there probably is no otherwise. The chopper will wait.

So we’ve gotta talk about Katie’s floral printed jumpsuit. Is it a fashion hit or miss? It’s sorta billowy and ugly, but hey, she’s famous, she can get away with it. Of course Katie’s outfit is outshined by Suri’s flawless number: her classic floral dress and flats combo shows that the See More

Britney Spears’ infamous ex-husband was grinning for the camera yesterday St. Petersburg, Florida. Oh wait – that’s not Kevin Federline, that’s James Franco, doing the most spot on K-Fed impression I’ve ever seen!

Except that current K-Fed is about 120 lbs heavier than Franco. But compare James to K-Fed five years ago, and I’m pretty sure they’re indistinguishable. Come to think of it, has anyone See More

Well Katy Perry managed not to show her underpants today in Paris, which was sort of a let-down, honestly. Sure her rack is more dignified and elegant, but who wants that?

While she looked totally lovely in her super short short Balmain dress, yesterday Katy wore next to nothing below the waist, and we got sorta used to it.

Perry was on her way to a party hosted by designer Karl Lagerfeld at La Maison du Caviar in See More

You know what’s better than Katy Perry in France? Getting to see her underpants. There’s some sort of six-year-old’s rhyme in there if you sing it in the properly taunting tone.

Katy and her Smurf hair are in Paris for Fashion Week, and you know what that means – gotta show off your knickers. Wait, that’s the point for the models. But hey, Katy Perry never shied away from extra publicity, did she?

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Three generations of royal women stepped out today for the big re-opening of luxury London department store Fortnum & Mason. Queen Elizabeth, Camilla, and Kate Middleton created quite the stir when the showed up waving for the crowds.

Naturally Kate garnered the most attention in her blue Missoni boucle coat. Everything she wears sells out immediately, and this is no exception – it went out of stock online a few hours See More

When we found Rihanna leaving her hotel in London earlier today, she was showing off her “unique” sense of “style.” I’m baffled how she gets away with dressing like a drunk dominatrix soccer mom, but she’s got the millions and I don’t so clearly RiRi knows what works for her.

It’s always awkward when you wake up, wander over to your closet and discover that someone has taken hammer and nails to your favorite pair of daisy dukes. Luckily Rihanna is a go-with- See More

We caught up with Rihanna as she was leaving her London hotel this morning, dressed in an upsettingly ’80s ensemble.

RiRi was kind enough to pose for photos with fans on her way out, even though it looked like a passel of moths attacked her top and jeans.

It’s hard to write anything about Rihanna these days without mentioning the always douchtastic See More

Lindsay Lohan hit the town last night in Manhattan. Is it me, or do her lips look newly inflated? Of course LiLo has a long and trecherous relationship with trout pout, but she’s backed off her inflatables in the last year or two. That is, until last night.

If she is injecting (her lips, of course), Lindsay’s doctor has a lot more restraint than he used to. Her mouth looks different and plumper, but not totally objectionable.

Of course Lohan’s lips aren’t the only thing that appear swollen. Rather, her whole face looks See More