Let’s talk about Sharon Stone’s pants. She is, after all, the Queen of Mean. I can’t help but relish the opportunity to pick apart this eye-gouge-worthy outfit.

First off, if you’re gonna go monochromatic, it’s generally best to stick with black, not champagne. Second… super low rise leather pants on a 66 53-year-old? They also appear to be slightly cropped, making her legs look short and stumpy. While the low-rise is the biggest sticking point, it’s the combination with a cropped turtle neck that just sends the whole thing over the edge.

Why? Because it results in four or five inches of Sharon’s pasty belly being continuously bared to the world. Can you imagine if you were having a nice stroll and walked by that mess? I’d run screaming for the hills – although that’s half because she’s the mistress of darkness.

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