Who wouldn’t want to be trapped aboard a ship with Kate Gosselin? Stranded miles out to see, no escape except the sweet solace of the sharks circling below…

That’s what Royal Caribbean Cruises is offering up on their “Set Sail with Kate” trip: for a mere $1,900 – $3,175 per person (double occupancy), you can chill with Kate for a week abroad a fabulous ocean liner. There you can interact with the infamous mom-of-eight, including a welcome cocktail party, barbecue, and family game time. Because you know your whole family is totally gonna want to go on this. Husbands love this sort of stuff. And most importantly, there will be a question and answer session. Though none of the literature says so, we’re guessing it’s safe to say all of the questions will have to be pre-approved and overflowing with so much praise it could sink the ship.

Cruisers will also get to “learn a new craft from the professional herself.” Lanyards? Gosh I hope it’s lanyards.

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