With all the great bikini photos we snap, it’s only fair we get a little something in for the ladies (or the gentleman, as the case may be). INF Daily’s photogs found Olympian Michael Phelps relaxing on the sand in Miami’s South Beach late yesterday afternoon.

Unfortunately the champion swimmer was sporting some facial hair that is arguably super skeezy looking. Seriously Michael, you posed for a Wheaties box, not a sex offender notice. Either grow out the bottom or get rid of the top, but that creepy halvsies look you’ve got going on is not working for you.

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