Mariah Carey was working her newly-svelte post-baby bod like crazy outside the Dorchester hotel in London on Saturday. She looks awesome, and she’s still got her curves. Totally supportive.

What I’m not supportive of is that outfit. What. The. Hell. I’m not sure which is worse: the jacket with its weird collar or those insanely high chunky over-the-knee motorcycle boots. Nothing is right with that business.

Luckily Mariah’s ass sorta distracts the eye from the fashion mess for about 30 seconds. But then your glance wanders upwards or downwards, and either way you’re equally mortified.