Continuing to defy understanding, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are still together – INF Daily’s photogs caught them eating a long dinner at Craig’s Restaurant in West Hollywood.

Should I go into a long, rambling rant about how this relationship makes no sense and is somehow inexplicably creepy? Or just sum it up with a quick e-shoulder shrug and puzzled expression.

Seriously George… you’re handsome and wealthy and not all that old, everything considered. There’s no sane reason to lower yourself to dating a female wrestler. It’s one step away from Chyna.