Justin Bieber was working his legendary urban swagger when we caught up with him last night as he was exited Spago in Beverly Hills. The kid was dressed head-to-toe in black (hey, it’s slimming!), and monitored by a passel of bodyguards.

Look at those poses! Those sexy gesticulations. This is one wildly manly 17-year-old. Speaking of which, Justin fled the scene in his customized Cadillac Batmobile. I had to visit a Bieber fansite to learn that information, and I got lost in there. Soooo many important factoids – for instance, did you know Justin’s favorite food is spaghetti, he’s a lefty, and he loves orange juice?

Half of my soul is missing now.