Luckily for Paris, she doesn’t have an ample bosom to deal with. I’d like to make a jab about how gross and inappropriate this outfit is, but Hilton actually looks pretty great – even without a bra. I shall now commence in leading the large-busted women of the world in a song of abject, bitchy moaning.

While her braless outfit isn’t gross, it is sort of inappropriate. Paris was wearing this skin-tight backless, bra-less dress along with stillettos… for a visit to her chiropractor. What kind of kinks is he working out here?

She also took may (I heavily italicize the “may” here) have gone to a meeting, since we did spot here at a business tower. But still… that outfit…

The only slight distraction from her body was Paris’ brand new Ferrari California convertible, which retails around $192,000. A spectacular day for headlights, all around.