When you’re Justin Bieber, even a potty break becomes a photo op. Yeah, “potty break” is the appropriate term for a kid who looks like he’s 11. In several of the photos little Biebz looks like he’s doing the potty dance. Hey, that’ll be good training if it turns out he did father a baby at the tender age of 16! Potty training’s a bitch.

Even when he’s stopping in a Parisian Chinese restaurant for some apparently urgent bathroom time, Justin Bieber just can’t leave his urban swagger behind. Looking at his posture and body language in a few of these photos reminded me of just how spot-on Miley Cyrus’ SNL impression of Bieber really was.