Ahhh, this is the Gaga we know and love, right? It feels so much better, seeing her like this. I’m not wondering what she’s really up to. She’s being predictably weird and crazy. Not sneakily acting normal like she has been for the last few days, which is so much more upsetting.

So let’s start off with Lady Gaga’s fascinator: groovy comma, or sperm? My guess would be the latter, but that’s so expected. Maybe it really is an ode to funky punctuation.

Gaga was leaving her London hotel a few hours ago, heading to an interview on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man. This looks like it’ll be a good one too. Last year Carr posed for a hilarious send-up of Gaga’s crime scene tape outfit from her “Telephone” video. Here’s hoping the two recreate the look.