Guests made their way into Heidi Klum’s annual epic Halloween party, and it was a scene. Heidi is legendarily crazy about Halloween, and this year was no exception. All the guests were decked out in amazing costumes – well, except for Russell Simmons and Andre Harrell, who (I think) were RUN D.M.C. You know they put together those costumes seven minutes before they left for the party.

Anyway, we’ve got both Fergie and Chrissy Teigen dressed up as the little girls from Toddlers & Tiaras, Doutzen Kroes as a sexy cat, Seal and Heidi as gorillas (Heidi’s costume had very realistic nipples… not sure if I’m supposed to put stars over fake gorilla suit nipples), Tyson Beckford as an army ranger and Shanina Shaik as a sexy sailor, Kate Upton as a glamorous skeleton, and Jessica White as a snake charmer (with real snake!).

My absolute favorite costume, in terms of creativity, was Kyle MacLachlan, who came as Cheese Whiz. The Daily Mail, Holy Moly, and every other site are saying he’s Carrot Top. Um…. aside from the wig, how does he look like Carrot Top? Dude’s holding a box of Ritz crackers, he’s got a can of Cheese Whiz strapped to his front, and his hat is clearly the top of a Cheeze Whiz can, with more fake, delicious cheese foam coming out the top! How is he possibly mistaken for Carrot Top?

Whatever. Kyle MacLachlan, I will stand by you and clear up this mystery.