It really fits with her whole “Chicken Of The Sea” persona that Jessica Simpson apparently couldn’t figure out she was pregnant until today. Or if you want to spin the insult another way, she thinks everyone else is stupid enough not to have figured out that she’s got a bun in the oven.

So Jessica announced that she’s expecting on her website, accompanied by a photo of her dressed up as a mummy and just the statement, “It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”

Nothing says you’re going to be a mom quite like tranny eye makeup and an outfit spun from an old tablecloth runner.