Ah. Ahhhhh! Put. It. Away!

Look, you needed something to wake you up this morning. Jessica Biel without makeup is like that second shot of espresso you didn’t ask the barista for. Powerful. Bitter. Unwanted. Might cause leg tremors.

We all have our clever ways of trying to make sure no one sits next to us on the plane (Jess was just arriving at LAX). While most of us rely on our elbows and talking too much, Biel seems to think her corpsey lips will do the trick. And you know what, I bet they did.