Hey remember 1999, when women were supposed to have six-pack abs? Janet Jackson abs. Or, if you were desperate and lazy enough, Mariah Carey spray-on abs. It wasn’t a great time for celebrating the natural feminine form. Unfortunately Jodie Marsh appears to have some sort of cognitive delay that makes her struggle with understanding time, because she doesn’t realize we’ve moved on by about 12 years. A softer (though still flat) shape is what most women go for. Muscle-y definition is left for the dudes and the female bodybuilders with the pancake breasts.

Actually Jodie is now a bodybuilder, and does competitions and all that. Luckily she doesn’t (seem) to have the muscle-y, gristly bodybuilder boobs, so I guess she’s got that working in her favor.