This is quite the unfortunate picture. Well, unfortunate for Scarlett Johansson. It’s pretty much the luckiest thing ever in Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer’s life. Granted I don’t know much about the guy, but I feel like I can still safely sweep every other momentous, life-changing wonderful moment in his existence under the rug and confidently proclaim, “Scott Stringer, it looks as though you have touched Scarlett Johansson’s boob, and that is a miraculous thing.”

Obviously it’s just a funny thumbs up at a great angle. Success! Nothing unseemly here, but fantastically excellent luck, nonetheless. ScarJo was hosting a fundraiser for Stringer at the Plaza last night – he’s running for NYC mayor next fall. And he is a strident supporter of Johansson’s rack.

May I suggest Mr. Stringer immortalize this moment on a button? I know politicians are sensitive towards image, but I think this could only help the guy.