If you had a crush on Bradley Cooper, it may be time to put it to bed. And not in the sexy way.

We caught up with Jennifer Lopez’s rumored paramour while he was filming The Silver Linings Playbook in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania this morning, and boy did he look… not so sexy. Even if scars and bruises are your thing (he’s got those in spades), no lady pulls up her skirt at the sight of a man wearing a trash bag. Well, not more than once.

If things between Cooper and J-Lo fizzle out soon, we’ll know why.