Ashton Kutcher looks so glum. Who would have thought infidelity doesn’t agree with him? He seems like the sort who would be positively enlivened by it. Maybe he is – it’s just the getting caught that gets the dude so very down.

Ashton managed to change his outfit for the GQ event he attended in New York last night – but he sure didn’t change the sullen look on his face, did he? 

You’d like to think he’s learned his lesson, but that’s hard to buy. If nothing else – Ashton, you’re an actor! Slap on a fake smile for five minutes. you’re bumming everyone out.