It really fits with her whole “Chicken Of The Sea” persona that Jessica Simpson apparently couldn’t figure out she was pregnant until today. Or if you want to spin the insult another way, she thinks everyone else is stupid enough not to have figured out that she’s got a bun in the oven.

So Jessica announced that she’s expecting on her website, accompanied by a photo of her See More

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Amongst all this sadness and heartbreak of relationships ending, let’s remember there are still babies in the world, and they are still (mostly) cute. Sure, there are some uggos, but let’s forget about them for the moment.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy, 56 and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, 43, took their newborn daughter Giulia Bruni-Sarkozy for walk today around the presidential residence in Versailles. Sarkozy shielded Guilia’s face from the bright sun at several points during their walk. Awww.

This may very well be one of the few photos we see of little Guilia: Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has vowed to shield her daughter from the public. Earlier this year she told the press, “I will never show photos of this child. I will never expose this child. I will do everything to protect this infant, and I’ll be absolutely rigorous.”

That’s the rumor going around, among a bunch of others. For the last month or so the pervading thought was Kim was annoyed by how Kris wasn’t doing anything with himself during the NBA lockout. Last week Us Weekly published a story that quoted a source who said, “She told him he needs to do something productive…He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday.” Considering how busy Kim is, it seemed like Kris laying around might be a big enough point of contention to cause some serious strain.

But according to TMZ, the real reason the two just can’t make their marriage work is that Kris wants to settle down and permanently live in his home state of Minnesota, See More

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Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, according to TMZ. The reality starlet has been married to the NBA star for a mere 72 days, but apparently that’s more than enough time for her to learn Kris is not the one.

Kim is citing the classic “irreconcilable differences,” and listed the date of her separation from Kris as today.

Kim has hired famed divorce attorney Laura Wasser, who’s handled divoce proceedings for Maria Shriver, Ryan Reynolds, Britney Spears… the list goes on. She asked the court not to award any spousal support, that she and Kris each pay for their own legal expenses, and that they do everything per the terms of their pre-nup.

According to Page Six, Kris Humphries was supposed to be Kim’s date to the See More

Everyone’s been spending so much time mocking obsessing over Kim Kardashian’s presumably crumbling marriage to Kris Humphries that poor Khloe hasn’t gotten much attention lately. Thanks to her seemingly stable marriage to Lamar Odom. Girl needs to get herself some drama, stat. But really, it’s sorta admirable that, in a sea of poor decisions, Khloe and Lamar seem to be doing okay.

INF Daily’s L.A. photogs caught up with Khloe and half sister Kendall Jenner as they carried See More

When INF Daily’s photogs caught up with Jessica Simpson yesterday, she was wearing a baggy leopard print top and floor length coat at JFK, about to catch a flight. Though Simpson obviously hasn’t confirmed that she even is pregnant, most believe she looks to be as far as six months along. Pretty soon she won’t be able to fly from coast to coast anymore! Well, if she was a regular person. Something tells me that rule magically doesn’t apply to celebs.

Word has it, Jessica’s been spending so much time in NYC because she’s looking to buy an See More