INF Daily’s photogs caught up with Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, and a group of their friends as they were leaving Midtown restaurant Craft in New York City yesterday evening. Oh, and their security detail of course. How cozy!

While I like Jen and Justin together, plenty of folks clearly do not. The New York Post is reporting that yesterday morning, Theroux emerged from Aniston’s apartment to find his BMW motorcycle was covered in about 25 slices of bologna “stuck to the seat, the wheels, handlebars, muffler and engine.”

They’re playing it off as a funny, random prank, but I think it’s a little more sinister. I cannot tell you how I know this, but if slices of bologna are left all over a car on a warm day, they bake onto the paint job, and when you peel the bologna off, the paint comes with it. It’s a super mean prank that leaves the person with a spotted car. Ahem, I’m told.

My guess is someone – and this is a very stupid someone, who doesn’t understand this would need to happen during the day, when it’s warm enough to work – was trying to pull that prank. Or, as Aniston’s adorably naïve neighbor told the Post, “I got the impression it was some weird message, like, ‘You’re full of bologna.’” Probably that.