This is unbelievable. The cast of the Jersey Shore, Mike the Situation and Snooki in particular, are making gobs of money. These idiots are making over $100,000 per episode. They’re airing season 4 but they’ve completed season 5 too! It’s unreal how much they’re worth!

Now, Mike was just offered another revenue stream. Abercrombie has released a statement saying they will pay Mike NOT to wear their clothing. They said in a statement, “We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.”

Personally, the only thing fans of Abercrombie are aspiring to is crippling debt. Have you ever shopped in there? Why does a crappy ripped t-shirt with their name on it cost $50! They should pay you to advertise for them! Does that make me sound old? Yeah, I’m kinda sure it does.